Budo Herpes Pt 2.
Part 2:
Mental Illness as STDs in the Martial Arts World (Budo Herpes Pt. 2
A Professional Satirical Breakdown of Toxic Behavior in the Community
1. Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)
STD Equivalent: HIV/AIDS
Why?
Narcissism
weakens the immune system of martial arts communities — attacking
trust, humility, and respect. Like HIV, narcissism often enters
unnoticed but systematically breaks down the very framework that keeps a
school or organization healthy.
Highly contagious through ego-feeding and back-patting without protection
No known cure, only management through strong boundaries and reality checks.
It often disguises itself as confidence, but the damage beneath is deep and irreversible if not confronted.
2. Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD)
STD Equivalent: Herpes
Why?
Borderline
Personality Disorder, like Herpes, is defined by emotional flare-ups,
unpredictable outbursts, and dramatic episodes that appear and disappear
— but never truly go away and is often confused with bipolar syndrome.
Can lay dormant for months, then erupt in group chats, Facebook posts, or awkward dojo conversations in a goal to gain acknowledgement.
Emotional blackmail, impulsive accusations, and intense idealization/devaluation cycles mirror the outbreak/remission behavior.
Triggers others into reactive states, fueling toxic cycles.
3. Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD)
STD Equivalent: Syphilis
Why?
Just
like syphilis, ASPD starts with charming but dangerous symptoms, then
begins to erode the nervous system of any community it infects.
It destroys empathy, leading to manipulation, gaslighting, and even abuse.
Long-term exposure can result in irreversible damage — mentally, emotionally, and organizationally.
Often seen in "master" types who abuse students under the guise of discipline or loyalty.
4. Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD)
STD Equivalent: Crabs (Pubic Lice)
Why?
While
not deadly, it’s extremely annoying, uncomfortable, and spreads through
close contact with obsessive traditions, outdated hierarchies, and
rigid ideas of “purity.”
“That’s not how the kata was done in 1876!”
It makes normal interaction itchy and awkward for everyone.
Difficult to get rid of without shaving off old systems and starting fresh.
5. Delusional Disorder (Grandiose Type)
STD Equivalent: HPV (Human Papillomavirus)
Why?
Most people don’t know they have it, yet it’s everywhere, especially in self-promoted “10th Dan” circles.
Feeds on untreated fantasy, often involving CIA backstories, secret scrolls, or “chosen one” narratives.
Can cause benign lies — or progress to dangerous tumors of fraud.
Nearly every martial community has at least one infected member.
6. Histrionic Personality Disorder
STD Equivalent: Chlamydia
Why?
Often
confused with other conditions, Histrionic Personality Disorder is the
drama queen of the dojo — constantly needing attention, validation, and
flair.
“Look at me! I’m crying! I’m yelling! I’m filming myself being betrayed!”
Highly uncomfortable for the rest of the class.
Easily treated if the person actually acknowledges it — but they never do.
7. Paranoid Personality Disorder
STD Equivalent: Gonorrhea
Why?
Paranoia burns like gonorrhea — especially in back rooms, Facebook groups, and martial “secret societies.”
Everyone’s out to get them. Every new black belt is a threat.
Symptoms include conspiracy theories, obsession with rank fraud, and emotional discharge via YouTube rants.
The infected become chronically untrusting and assume any disagreement is betrayal.
8. Bipolar Disorder (Untreated)
STD Equivalent: Hepatitis B
Why?
Bipolar
Disorder in martial arts communities tends to flare with manic
grandiosity, followed by depressive abandonment of projects, students,
or systems.
“I’m opening 4 schools this year!” → two months later → “I’m closing everything and leaving the community.”
Long-term exposure to the unregulated individual leads to systemic toxicity, emotional fatigue, and relational scarring.
Like Hep B, it’s serious — and when untreated, it’s destructive.
Clinical Summary STDs
and mental disorders aren’t inherently evil — both are conditions that,
if addressed, can be managed. But when left untreated, denied, or
weaponized, they become social plagues within the martial arts world.
Prevention: Boundaries, therapy, ego check, and transparency.
Treatment: Honesty, community regulation, and leadership training in emotional intelligence.
Immunity: Cultures of humility, accountability, and inclusivity — not exclusion, control, or revenge.
Contact Information:
casper.mcfadden@mail.com
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